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Title details for The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People by Cathy Crimmins - Available

The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People

by Cathy Crimmins
Cathy Crimmins
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Better than CliffsNotes, funnier than Monarch Notes, and shorter than the originals—comes a hilarious spoof of the blockbuster hits you love, not to mention many books you've come to despise. From the authors of the bestselling Newt Gingrich's Bedtime Stories for Orphans is a parody that lampoons all the popular books you'd ever want to read—or not!

Included are:

"The Fridges of Marin County": A hip California housewife finds brief happiness in the arms of an Iowa refrigerator.
"Embarrassed by the Light": A guide for people who are self-conscious about near-death experiences.
"A Year in Pompeii": Fond pre-Vesuvius anecdotes and recollections.
"Iron Tom": Help your neutered cat regain his masculinity.
"The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People": Annoying strategies for getting what you want.
"Listening to Pringles": A psychologist/grocer chronicles his experience in treating depressive patients with prescription junk food.

And more!

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Publisher: Phoenix Books, Inc. Edition: Unabridged

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  • ISBN: 9781597774031
  • File size: 47389 KB
  • Release date: September 1, 1996
  • Duration: 01:38:43

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subjects

Nonfiction Humor (Nonfiction)

Languages

English

Better than CliffsNotes, funnier than Monarch Notes, and shorter than the originals—comes a hilarious spoof of the blockbuster hits you love, not to mention many books you've come to despise. From the authors of the bestselling Newt Gingrich's Bedtime Stories for Orphans is a parody that lampoons all the popular books you'd ever want to read—or not!

Included are:

"The Fridges of Marin County": A hip California housewife finds brief happiness in the arms of an Iowa refrigerator.
"Embarrassed by the Light": A guide for people who are self-conscious about near-death experiences.
"A Year in Pompeii": Fond pre-Vesuvius anecdotes and recollections.
"Iron Tom": Help your neutered cat regain his masculinity.
"The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People": Annoying strategies for getting what you want.
"Listening to Pringles": A psychologist/grocer chronicles his experience in treating depressive patients with prescription junk food.

And more!

Expand title description text
Nonfiction Humor (Nonfiction)